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People Are Soiling Themselves Over This Awkward Official Harry Potter Tweet


On Friday, Pottermore, the official source for all things Harry Potter, made a joke on Twitter.

Then everyone on Twitter proceeded to sh*t themselves.

You see the joke was that Hogwarts, the fictional wizarding school at the heart of the Harry Potter series, didn’t originally have bathrooms and that, before plumbing was finally installed, its magic-wielding pupils would simply, er, soil themselves and then quickly use magic to clean their asses.

A lot of people take Harry Potter very seriously and this wasn’t merely some errant tweet. Pottermore is owned by J.K. Rowling herself, so its words carry serious (Sirius?) weight in the wizarding world.

Needless to say people were somewhat distressed by the malodorous revelation.

1. People weren’t just shocked. They were angry.

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6. It was the graphic nature of the pre-bathroom bathroom joke that really seemed to cling to people’s shorts and they responded with disgusting fan fiction of their own.

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Some disputed the historical accuracy of the assertion…





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