Some people really hit the jackpot with great roommates, while others…others get the short end of the stick.
I’ve been in both situations and let me tell you, the bad ones are the ones I remember vividly like it was yesterday.
Let’s enjoy some funny and accurate tweets about having roommates.
I still think there should be a Grammy category for “Best to Play 438 Times in a Row as a Declaration of War on a Roommate”
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 29, 2018
my roommate just told my other roommate that she’s the worst roommate ever. That puts me in the clear!!
— Katie Tiedrich (@katietiedrich) February 19, 2014
My roommate just described an acapella performance as “one of the best things [he’d] ever seen,” and I changed the locks.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) January 23, 2014
great day to play the classic game, Is My Roommate Dead or Does He Just Have Off for This Weird Holiday and Therefore Has Been Sleeping for 12 hours
— Tim Donnelly (@timdonnelly) October 14, 2019
“i’m so unbothered, i’m so unbothered, y’all be so pressed while i’m raising daughters” – a beyoncé lyric about me watering my roommate’s plants while she’s away
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) July 25, 2019
My roommate just asked me “how boiling” water has to be before it cooks something. I answered, “7”.
— The Guy (@theguydf) March 25, 2014
my roommate just tried to make a bread bowl by hollowing out an entire baguette and he spilled clam chowder on my dog
— Bris Angel (@Cryptoterra) May 18, 2015
How the fuck do people live alone? My roommates been gone for a week and I’ve started to have full conversations with my dogs after a full bottle of wine. Then getting upset when they don’t answer me. Like all I wanna know is who’s a good boy.
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) August 9, 2018
My roommate just broke up with his girlfriend that cooks for us😭😭😔
— Nungua Burnaboy (@Views09) August 22, 2019
DUDE my roommate just cut his hand open cutting onions because he put on sunglasses so he wouldn’t cry as much, but HE JUST COULDNT SEE
— Michael J. Murphy (@MikeyMurphy) November 1, 2016
My roommate just finished her 1.5 hour shower and apologized, saying it was “soooo theraputic”.
Honestly, actual therapy would be cheaper.
— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) August 30, 2017
my roommate just started singing “I can’t make you love me” in the shower do u guys think I can make it back with chardonnay and 6 ice cream sandwiches before she gets out I think this is code red
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) September 13, 2019
My roommates are having sex with their door open someone HELP ME
— where’s my big ol beer (@wastednun) July 29, 2016
when I was 23 I had a roommate who was 30 and I remember thinking what a dumb piece is shit she was for not having her life together so anyway I’m 34 and well I think you know where I’m going from here
— bez (@Bez) September 7, 2018
Gave my roommate $300 to go towards a couch for our living room and she comes home with this? pic.twitter.com/SOxFrhdCeS
— Damnryn North (@kammiko17) October 11, 2019
Did you have good roommates or were they a complete nightmare?
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